Due to reduced snow falls, snowmen around the world are attacking hot women in the ass with their carrot noses. Beware next time your hot girlfriend is in the vicinity of melting snow and snowmen. They could be on the attack.


Cringing in pain.

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You guys remember the photo and sex tape rumors a few weeks ago. Then she tweeted that no such thing existed. OK. Apparently there are a whole bunch of these things out there.

That’s exactly what mine looks like when it gets a warm front.

Fornicating with fish is a no no.