12
Oct

Don’t you wish your breaks were like this? Just find a place and relax.


On day one of the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony, President Obama is also presented with the Stanley Cup, an Academy Award, the Heisman Trophy, NBA MVP, Cy Young Award and NFL MVP.

Don’t short change the invisible penis with your laziness…stroke it.

10
Oct

It doesn’t matter how talented you are when you are grotesque.

10
Oct

Whoever designed these uniforms is a damn genious. Though I would recommend the crotch be made from clear plastic. Just my suggestion.



You better hope whoever is dating your dumb ass doesn’t ever see this. You’ll wish your ass had gone to college. Hope you like serving tables.

‘No’ wasn’t the answer I was looking for.