Follow these instructions.

04
Jan

04
Jan

See what you’re missing?

It’s a pervasive trend among American fairy tales; they’re all getting fat, just like their readers.



02
Jan

Isn’t this the same kid with the Popsicle in the park?

It’s 2010 now, so these rules apply no longer. Have fun ladies!

We all check out eventually. You’re just getting there before us.